lσvєstruck mαfíα | detention

[modfia]

Welcome to Detention!

Although it should technically be held in the school auditorium, detention is being held at the gym for reasons unknown. The floors here are smooth and sparkling clean, but they seem as if they will scratch and be dirtied quite easily. There are chairs stacked on one side of the gym, ready to be sat upon by unlucky guests. All the gym equipment is currently locked in the gym supply closet.

A few television monitors sit stacked on top of one another against one of the walls, all of which display scenes and audio from the classroom of love.

There is only one choice available to you here:
► Party

Comments

[memlost]

[His finger circled my puckered love cave.
"Are you ready?" He mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three legged young.

He doesn't know what he's reading either.

Regardless, he pushes the book AWAY because ahahaha... ha...]

Just some romance novel! Nothing to see here, nope!

[swimpai]

Oh, really? Can I see??

((He sounds sincerely interested.))

[memlost]

I... I'm not sure you want to. For one thing, the writing could use some polish... maybe even a bucket or two of it... and the subject matter is a little... [Um.....................]

[swimpai]

...A little what?

[memlost]

Er... intimate?

[He just can't lie to you, Nitori...]

[swimpai]

...

Ohhhhh!!!! ((It's okay, you're talking to a kid who keeps a porn mag in his dorm where folks can find it, anyway. W o o p s.))

Uh, sorry, I guess I'll, er, leave you to that, then!

[memlost]

Wait! It's not what it sounds like!

[PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY NITORI

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PORN IS THIS SHITTY]

[catnapping]

[ Guess who overheard the last few snippets of conversation here... ]

It's not supposed to sound like a porn stash?

[ Because it sounds like you have a porn stash. Probably more in those robes. Robes have hammerspace abilities, right? ]

[memlost]

I don't have a porn stash!

[Can everyone stop now please, what if word of this were to get back to Mother...?! Some... how...]

[swimpai]

((!!!))

O-oh, Nanami-chan, hi!!!

((NO, it's one thing to mention it to guys, but GIRLS??? Sweats profusely. No!!! HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.))

Uh, here, if we just show her, I'm sure she'll understand....

[catnapping]

Then what is it?

[ And at the greeting, she just waves back with a small smile. Which is pretty innocent-looking for someone who just assumed the conversation was about porn. ]

[memlost]

It's... [Man, of course Nitori is right. Nanami will understand and not jump to conclusions... right?! Morgan forks it over...] Here, see for yourself.

[catnapping]

?

[ She takes it and opens to a random page...and quickly starts tilting her head to the side in confusion.

Soon enough, her confusion even overrides her usual dazed expression. ]

What am I reading here...?

[memlost]

[Watching her expression morph into something he very much understands, Morgan wonders which strange lines she must be reading.]

From what I gathered... some kind of love story? [the words of a true tactical mastermind]

[catnapping]

I...guess this fits in the romance genre?

[ Well, it's right up there with H-games in the "huh..." department. Probably higher. Which is saying something. ]

Was this translated from another language?

[ This feels like one of those translation trainwrecks so common early on in the gaming scene... ]

[swimpai]

((Nitori is going to slide in here and listen quietly while reading over her shoulder a bit.


...Oh....))

[memlost]

I'm not certain. Might explain a thing or two, though. The cover does say it sold the best... [Maybe the original work was great...!!]

[catnapping]

I guess that could be it then...

[ There's a pause as she flips through a page or two. ]

...Either way, I don't really get this story.